douglas adams

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is 
here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. 
There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 

Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they 
were enjoying it

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally 
considered to have been a bad move

All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss