| Pelayo Matute: feels like an Asinus iacobaeus regalis. And contrary to what he'd hoped, couching it in Latin doesn't help much. Tim Welsby: As opposed magister meus asinus est? Pelayo Matute: Tim, are you calling me an assmaster? |
| pelayo sunday 04:13 25 july 2010 |
| Cigarette packets now have pictures of the damage their contents cause - coronary disease, gangrene, mouth cancer - conspicuously displayed on all sides. Let's treat everyone on the playing field equally and mandate that McDonalds, Hungry Jacks and the rest have to have pictures of grossly fat people in swimsuits on their packaging. http://blogs.theage.com.au/entertainment/archives/2006/08/last_laugh_bigg.html |
| MarkG monday 10:05 7 august 2006 |
| me: the CVS server is dead again. carl: I think it's got commitment issues. |
| Carl (CGU) sunday 07:39 18 june 2006 |
| Q: When was time travel invented? A: Yes. |
| tai viinikka wednesday 08:49 5 april 2006 |
| <dyngnosis> wget porn <Syncros> * not enough drivespace (18932 TB required) <dyngnosis> hrm, gzip? |
| dyngnosis wednesday 03:24 5 april 2006 |
| frobozz.exe says: ah... well, I'll sum it all up by saying Bush's approval rating is the lowest of any president ever or something at this point. The world is waking up, nice to see. beluga says: it only took 7 years frobozz.exe says: Yeah, that's about how long WWII ran. We got off light. |
| frobozz tuesday 08:03 14 march 2006 |
| Happy Good Friday. Take this day, go see an R-rated movie, get disrespectfully drunk with your mates and have a fat beef steak for dinner. </my horrible attitude problem> |
| existangst friday 01:54 18 april 2003 |
| you'll never achieve gratisfaction if you don't carry yourself with more dignitude. |
| kim tuesday 09:38 15 april 2003 |
| imagine that you are a compiler and you must decide what to do. |
| JDC forum thursday 08:00 27 march 2003 |
| <ap> god i want to go home now *** Machine is now known as God <God> No. Fuck you. <God> You will work. |
friday 08:00 21 march 2003 |
| <mf> wooo, the sun came out <aphyd> THE SUN IS GAY!??! <dwarf> Flaming. |
| #srh thursday 08:00 13 march 2003 |
| typos matter, because the penis mightier than the sword! |
| dwarf monday 08:00 3 march 2003 |
| <poD-> root canal... sounds like main street in Venice <Ben> or a red light district in .au |
| irc speak saturday 08:00 1 march 2003 |
| Briefcase has at least a dozen copies of all the porn and warez in existence |
| rasmus - on backing up Yahoo data tuesday 08:58 25 february 2003 |
| official religions are the ones with the best hats. |
| klausfiend wednesday 08:06 12 february 2003 |
| that was really hard under the belt |
| federico - the italian boy mixing up english sayings again tuesday 10:16 17 december 2002 |
| i used to practise serial monogamy now i practise parallel monogamy more efficient data transfer |
| charlie wednesday 09:05 21 august 2002 |
| A cat spends her life conflicted between a deep, passionate and profound desire for fish and an equally deep, passionate and profound desire to avoid getting wet. This is the defining metaphor of my life right now. |
| gwen saturday 07:22 25 may 2002 |
| <Tommer> Daruka: VR1.TOR2 seems to have recovered ... what are you seeing now? <Daruka> It's pinging ok. <Daruka> Just all of a sudden it stopped. <Daruka> What I've been seeing since 5AM or so is these spurts of ping apnea. <dwarf> Daruka: Are you the first person to use the phrase 'ping apnea' ? <dwarf> Your search - "ping apnea" - did not match any documents. 1 <dwarf> I love it! <Daruka> Yes I think I just coined "ping apnea". <dwarf> You fucking rock. * Daruka bows <dwarf> Daruka: this log shall live on forever. |
| daruka wednesday 10:05 6 march 2002 |
the week I choose to go on my first ever diet, McDonalds start a buy one-get one free Big Mac Promotion!! |
| andy wednesday 04:40 6 march 2002 |
| suddenly i did't know where i was - naked in a glass tube, i had the impression i was transported to another planet that way. anyway, i fell asleep in a solarium. |
| izabella tuesday 08:00 26 february 2002 |
| Well, you take care and please don't get drunk and start shouting; "Palestine Palestine, Yasser is da man" for pity's sake. |
| andy - advising me on conduct while in israel, a'ii! tuesday 08:00 5 february 2002 |
| glad to hear you're having fun in paris.. not that i expected any less - i could drop you at an insurance salesman conference, and you would have fun. |
| zooey thursday 08:00 31 january 2002 |
| le code n'est pas correcte |
| plaid wednesday 04:29 23 january 2002 |
| as with most problems in mathematics and life, it boils down to an exercise in optimization.:) find the combination that maximizes benefits while minimizing risk. |
| traycer on dating sunday 08:00 30 december 2001 |
| i always forget to stop sucking |
| andy I (talking about gum) friday 03:00 7 december 2001 |
| /me plays whack-a-porn-site trying to get a software crack file |
| TerraByte (but who cant relate?) wednesday 09:17 28 november 2001 |
| i'm always nervous when i've forgotten a password but still have motor memory of it |
| Gav3in friday 09:44 2 november 2001 |
| the numbers in PI just go on and on, dont they? why is that? what does it all mean? |
| andy, asking the really important questions in life .. supa stoned. sunday 10:00 21 october 2001 |
| if you dont think about<br> what you're thinking about<br> you're fucked up. |
| manny - to him this explained everything at 7am getting home after a night on the piss saturday 01:45 13 october 2001 |
| /me has worked in many large corpuleneces where fiscal dumness was the norm ( often masked by "politics" ). |
| ehlokitty (#srh) thursday 10:40 4 october 2001 |
| for (i=1; i<=23; i++) hug(syberchic); |
| zoltan - web funkster friday 09:35 28 september 2001 |
| i want to call in dead today |
| machine - "dont wanna work!" tuesday 05:24 25 september 2001 |
| it's all too real... |
| clothilde .. after a bomb scare at work, but i think we all feel this way sometimes. tuesday 04:56 18 september 2001 |
| PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY |
| machine tuesday 08:31 18 september 2001 |
| q. why are so many of your shirts understated?<br> a. they are not understated. <br> they are efficient. |
| thinkgeek.com - all class sunday 06:00 16 september 2001 |
| Hell hath no fury like a pissed off superpower. |
| softfurrykitty - after the terrorist attack on NYC/DC thursday 04:00 13 september 2001 |
| i miss the touch.. intertwined.. and the warmth. |
| frenzon monday 04:00 10 september 2001 |
| ..think you're getting antsy? Try living in Curzon where the sexual tension is thicker than the London smog! |
| stephen (and you all thought brits were uptight) monday 10:00 3 september 2001 |
| remember to smile.. even when nobody is watching.. |
| zooey monday 10:00 3 september 2001 |
| <girlfriend> has accumulated a suprising amount of things for which I am unable to see a sufficient reason for having. |
| simon - on moving in with the girlfriend... sunday 10:00 2 september 2001 |
| You are obviously a complete loon! Hurrah! |
| stephen .. addressing me at the time - natuarally. friday 10:00 31 august 2001 |
| you're my super coolo nerdo. |
| glen thursday 10:00 30 august 2001 |
| it's always the way, relationships start to pick up just as you are ready to leave (no matter where you're going... in fact the further you're going, the better they usually look - GRRR) :) |
| - adam (oh it's so true) tuesday 10:00 14 august 2001 |
| aaaaargagh! i hate typing about 20 lines of things but they are all wrong.... |
| joel .. finding it difficult to articulate at 1:30am :) tuesday 12:00 14 august 2001 |
| It's like that game 'Myst' Bestselling game of all time, yet I don't know anyone who bought it Porn is the bestselling internet thing, yet I don't know anyone who's paid for it. |
| glen ..the entrepreneur monday 10:00 13 august 2001 |
| me : "it's over. it lacked passion, magic, true love! but it can be like the movies goddamit!" iain: "I want my movie-likeness back! Damn that Sarah for destroying my innocence .. now I have to wait until I fade back into ignorant bliss before I can fall in love again." |
| what do we really want? true love :) .. don't call me naive - it does too exist! monday 10:00 6 august 2001 |
| i think we reached that apex where we either jump off the mountain together or walk back down on separate trails. should have known too much pressure = explosion. |
| joel wednesday 10:00 1 august 2001 |
| what's is feel like? ohhh.. it's just like a wool sweater |
| joel, funnily enough, whilst petting a sheep saturday 10:00 2 june 2001 |
| me: "flight's at 6pm" joel: "in the morning?" |
| not so good in the morning, especially not after all night bus trips.. joel saturday 10:00 14 april 2001 |
| ..lazing around in bed with a computer and a cute girl - what more does a guy need??? |
| the epitome of decandance.. matty tuesday 10:43 13 march 2001 |
| he was like a little brother, without the brother thing .. |
| james wednesday 10:28 7 march 2001 |
| You say you are eating nothing but packet pasta as if thats a bad thing... i love that gear. |
| simon - the freak wednesday 01:44 7 march 2001 |
| the more i think about that boy .. the more i worry about clock towers. |
| niveus [ a cultural reference i dont get - someone enlighten me ] tuesday 08:00 6 march 2001 |
| ever wake up and wonder at how amazingly fortunate you are to exist? look at the universe and the bazillions of possible combinations....yet you were born. wow! i wonder what it is you're supposed to find before you die? |
| cam monday 08:00 5 march 2001 |
| $20 says you don't return to melbourne... |
| simon .. after i told him i'd booked a round the world ticket thursday 06:00 22 february 2001 |
| "With PC Thug raising the maturity level FOURSTROKE had to provide something pretty dazzling to prove their existence - and that they did. They were loud, talented, and darn ingenious. With a two guitar/no bass formula, their sound drifted from the punked up mood to straight rock. The good old devil sign was in abundance from the itching crowd, with these solid rockers delivering evil rightly. With a sound similar to US rock kings Monster Magnet, and plenty of sexy licks and massive vocals, the playing was immaculate. Fourstroke is an understatement, these guys are more like a bloody space rocket with plenty of fuel to burn." |
| review of simon's band from some Perth street mag wednesday 08:00 21 february 2001 |
| hi u sound a little not as normal as most chicks |
| random icq human monday 08:00 19 february 2001 |
| I've recently decided to give up on bois in favour of buying clothes instead. I understand clothes and they come with labels that tell me what to do with them. |
| nadia of diffused.net friday 04:00 26 january 2001 |
| me: "it's just not the same teasing you from long distance :{ " simon: "i know, i don't think i can throw that far." |
| simon [long way the west coast] wednesday 08:00 20 december 2000 |
| be thankful your name doesn't sound like anything. i lost count of the number times i looked up at school/uni when someone said "assignment" |
| simon (apologies if this only works with an aussie drawl) tuesday 08:00 19 december 2000 |
| i went to listen to a friend of a friends band. all female, riot grrl style punk rock. one of their songs began with orgasmic moaning. needless to say i'll be going to see them again. <br> |
| simon, the rockpig sunday 08:00 17 december 2000 |
| if i were a font, i'd be italic. |
| some random human, overheard in the office tuesday 06:00 12 december 2000 |
| syberchic? no wonder you get so many creepy guys trying to talk to you :P |
| simon, on first discovering my name tuesday 06:00 28 november 2000 |
| I was thinking, hmmm .. gettin' a bit of jubjub - it's rounding out my cheekbones and other jaggies .. OH MY GOD, I'm becoming an antialiased human being! |
| glen monday 08:00 27 november 2000 |
| me: "Can you cook?" Jason: "Well, I can follow a menu." "I mean recipe." |
| a freudian slip ? i think not! jason - project manager tuesday 08:00 21 november 2000 |
| If you ever don't smile, I'll have to use the smileotron 4000 - replete with skin grabberz and anti-grimace hooks. Now available in raspberry. |
| glen tuesday 08:00 14 november 2000 |
| you're going to have to have your craziness delivered via text injection.. like dis: "weeweestabbystabby" or: "jubjub" |
| glen tuesday 08:00 14 november 2000 |
| you da best dubh cat in da whole pound |
| joel - that was a compliment right? friday 06:00 20 october 2000 |
| i want age, marital status, experience, non-experience, bra-size, g-string capabilities and general strategy guide on my desk by noon tomorrow |
| jim a (after a hot chick visited the office) thursday 06:00 19 october 2000 |
| Glen is inert. |
| steve caddy [eek] tuesday 06:00 10 october 2000 |
| today is my birthday |
| me thursday 06:00 28 september 2000 |
| ... is actually on annual leave at the moment so he has not seen your e-mails. Consider the matter closed and rest assured there will be no repercussions. |
| reply from the Director's PA after a misaddressed email and major
panic wednesday 06:00 27 september 2000 |
| press Alt while typing "0254" - :þ |
| clothilde sunday 06:00 24 september 2000 |
| I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Lucky, I don't think that will be happening any time soon. |
| tonia (age 22) saturday 09:00 23 september 2000 |
| Hope you are well and getting love, naked and sex too ... if not, lots of chocolate. |
| rob saturday 06:00 16 september 2000 |
| i feel nothing when i fall over..<br> unless it's into you..<br> <br> i close my eyes and i'm everywhere i want to be. |
| diffused.net tuesday 04:00 12 september 2000 |
| kudos to the hacker ... |
| alex (a sysadmin mailed this to my company after an amusing little change i made to our intranet) wednesday 06:00 16 august 2000 |
| Oh, and about being sick of the olympics, try working at IBM for the 7 months beforehand... <YODA_IMPRESSION>Know you then the meaning of true anguish...</YODA_IMPRESSION> |
| jase wednesday 10:00 9 august 2000 |
| Of course, with sobriety comes vast planes of boredom... |
| rob tuesday 06:00 8 august 2000 |
| let's all go to HAPPYLAND! :) |
| joel friday 06:00 14 july 2000 |
| I'm slowly becoming a Unix freak and slowly hating ever having to use Window$ |
| candi (fellow electrical engineer) tuesday 06:00 16 may 2000 |
| re: dubh account gone ? yes |
| james wednesday 08:00 1 december 1999 |
| you know how one of my trivia is that capsicum is a great laxitive? well i amend that statement.. ian-schwian is the best laxitive - he gives me the shits constantly! |
| ambra saturday 08:00 13 november 1999 |
| i care more about friendships than anything else - especially sex and romance - and would rather be alone and have many close friends than risk losing one >> |
| niveus sunday 01:08 31 october 1999 |
| wakey wakey .. outdoor furniture very cool the way you have it |
| niveus.. we all love surprises - especially before 8am saturday monday 05:38 25 october 1999 |
| Apologies for taking so long to reply yet again. Have been undergoing major personality reconstruction for the last 2-3 weeks. Previous personality was cracking up and needed repair. |
| william friday 06:00 15 october 1999 |
| what makes you think i'd wanna do anything to stop someone killing him? oh ok .. i guess the world needs morons |
| niveus - being magnaminous tuesday 10:00 7 september 1999 |