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They want to start SIT testing 2 weeks into the project.
I can promise them there will be only one bug;
they can't log in.
marius
wednesday 12:00 22 august 2007

Cigarette packets now have pictures of the damage their contents cause - coronary disease, gangrene, mouth cancer - conspicuously displayed on all sides.

Let's treat everyone on the playing field equally and mandate that McDonalds, Hungry Jacks and the rest have to have pictures of grossly fat people in swimsuits on their packaging.

http://blogs.theage.com.au/entertainment/archives/2006/08/last_laugh_bigg.html
MarkG
tuesday 12:05 8 august 2006

me: the CVS server is dead again.
carl: I think it's got commitment issues.
Carl (CGU)
sunday 09:39 18 june 2006

Q: When was time travel invented?
A: Yes.
tai viinikka
wednesday 10:49 5 april 2006

<dyngnosis> wget porn
<Syncros> * not enough drivespace (18932 TB required)
<dyngnosis> hrm, gzip?
dyngnosis
wednesday 05:24 5 april 2006

frobozz.exe says: ah... well, I'll sum it all up by saying Bush's approval rating is the lowest of any president ever or something at this point.
The world is waking up, nice to see.
beluga says: it only took 7 years
frobozz.exe says: Yeah, that's about how long WWII ran.
We got off light.
frobozz
wednesday 12:03 15 march 2006

Happy Good Friday.
Take this day, go see an R-rated movie, get disrespectfully drunk with your mates and have a fat beef steak for dinner.
</my horrible attitude problem>
existangst
friday 03:54 18 april 2003

you'll never achieve gratisfaction if you don't carry yourself with more dignitude.
kim
tuesday 11:38 15 april 2003

imagine that you are a compiler and you must decide what to do.
JDC forum
friday 12:00 28 march 2003

<ap> god i want to go home now
*** Machine is now known as God
<God> No. Fuck you.
<God> You will work.

saturday 12:00 22 march 2003

<mf> wooo, the sun came out
<aphyd> THE SUN IS GAY!??!
<dwarf> Flaming.
#srh
friday 12:00 14 march 2003

typos matter, because the penis mightier than the sword!
dwarf
tuesday 12:00 4 march 2003

<poD-> root canal... sounds like main street in Venice
<Ben> or a red light district in .au
irc speak
sunday 12:00 2 march 2003

Briefcase has at least a dozen copies of all the porn and warez in existence
rasmus - on backing up Yahoo data
wednesday 12:58 26 february 2003

official religions are the ones with the best hats.
klausfiend
thursday 12:06 13 february 2003

that was really hard under the belt
federico - the italian boy
mixing up english sayings again
wednesday 02:16 18 december 2002

i used to practise serial monogamy
now i practise parallel monogamy
more efficient data transfer
charlie
thursday 11:05 22 august 2002

A cat spends her life conflicted between a deep, passionate and profound
desire for fish and an equally deep, passionate and profound desire to
avoid getting wet. This is the defining metaphor of my life right now.
gwen
saturday 09:22 25 may 2002

<Tommer> Daruka: VR1.TOR2 seems to have recovered ... what are you seeing now?
<Daruka> It's pinging ok.
<Daruka> Just all of a sudden it stopped.
<Daruka> What I've been seeing since 5AM or so is these spurts of ping apnea.
<dwarf> Daruka: Are you the first person to use the phrase 'ping apnea' ?
<dwarf> Your search - "ping apnea" - did not match any documents. 1
<dwarf> I love it!
<Daruka> Yes I think I just coined "ping apnea".
<dwarf> You fucking rock.
* Daruka bows
<dwarf> Daruka: this log shall live on forever.
daruka
thursday 02:05 7 march 2002


the week I choose to go on my first ever diet, McDonalds start a buy one-get one free Big Mac Promotion!!
andy
wednesday 08:40 6 march 2002

suddenly i did't know where i was - naked in a glass tube,
i had the impression i was transported to another planet that way.
anyway, i fell asleep in a solarium.
izabella
wednesday 12:00 27 february 2002

Well, you take care and please don't get drunk and start shouting;
"Palestine Palestine, Yasser is da man" for pity's sake.
andy - advising me on conduct while in israel, a'ii!
wednesday 12:00 6 february 2002

glad to hear you're having fun in paris.. not that i expected any less - i could drop you at an insurance salesman conference, and you would have fun.
zooey
friday 12:00 1 february 2002

le code n'est pas correcte
plaid
wednesday 08:29 23 january 2002

as with most problems in mathematics and life, it boils down to an exercise in optimization.:)
find the combination that maximizes benefits while minimizing risk.
traycer on dating
monday 12:00 31 december 2001

i always forget to stop sucking
andy I (talking about gum)
saturday 07:00 8 december 2001

/me plays whack-a-porn-site trying to get a software crack file
TerraByte (but who cant relate?)
thursday 01:17 29 november 2001

i'm always nervous when i've forgotten a password but still have motor memory of it
Gav3in
saturday 01:44 3 november 2001

the numbers in PI just go on and on, dont they?
why is that?
what does it all mean?
andy, asking the really important questions in life .. supa stoned.
monday 12:00 22 october 2001

if you dont think about<br>
what you're thinking about<br>
you're fucked up.
manny - to him this explained everything
at 7am getting home after a night on the piss
saturday 03:45 13 october 2001

/me has worked in many large corpuleneces where fiscal dumness was the norm ( often masked by "politics" ).
ehlokitty (#srh)
friday 12:40 5 october 2001

for (i=1; i<=23; i++) hug(syberchic);
zoltan - web funkster
friday 11:35 28 september 2001

i want to call in dead today
machine - "dont wanna work!"
tuesday 07:24 25 september 2001

it's all too real...
clothilde .. after a bomb scare at work, but i think we all feel this way sometimes.
wednesday 06:56 19 september 2001

PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
machine
tuesday 10:31 18 september 2001

q. why are so many of your shirts understated?<br>
a. they are not understated. <br>
they are efficient.
thinkgeek.com - all class
monday 08:00 17 september 2001

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off superpower.
softfurrykitty - after the terrorist attack on NYC/DC
thursday 06:00 13 september 2001

i miss the touch..
intertwined..
and the warmth.
frenzon
monday 06:00 10 september 2001

..think you're getting antsy?
Try living in Curzon where the sexual tension is thicker than the London smog!

stephen (and you all thought brits were uptight)
tuesday 12:00 4 september 2001

remember to smile.. even when nobody is watching..
zooey
tuesday 12:00 4 september 2001

&lt;girlfriend&gt; has accumulated a suprising amount of things for which I am unable to see a sufficient reason for having.

simon - on moving in with the girlfriend...
monday 12:00 3 september 2001

You are obviously a complete loon! Hurrah!
stephen .. addressing me at the time - natuarally.
saturday 12:00 1 september 2001

you're my super coolo nerdo.
glen
friday 12:00 31 august 2001

it's always the way, relationships start to pick up just as you are ready to leave (no matter where you're going... in fact the further you're going, the better they usually look - GRRR) :)
- adam (oh it's so true)
wednesday 12:00 15 august 2001

aaaaargagh! i hate typing about 20 lines of things but they are all wrong....
joel .. finding it difficult to articulate at 1:30am :)
tuesday 02:00 14 august 2001

It's like that game 'Myst'
Bestselling game of all time, yet I don't know anyone who bought it
Porn is the bestselling internet thing,
yet I don't know anyone who's paid for it.
glen ..the entrepreneur
tuesday 12:00 14 august 2001

me : "it's over. it lacked passion, magic, true love! but it can be like the movies goddamit!"

iain: "I want my movie-likeness back!
Damn that Sarah for destroying my innocence .. now I have to wait until I fade back into ignorant bliss before I can fall in love again."
what do we really want? true love :) .. don't call me naive - it does too exist!
tuesday 12:00 7 august 2001

i think we reached that apex where we either jump off the mountain together or walk back down on separate trails.
should have known too much pressure = explosion.
joel
thursday 12:00 2 august 2001

what's is feel like?
ohhh.. it's just like a wool sweater
joel, funnily enough, whilst petting a sheep
sunday 12:00 3 june 2001

me: "flight's at 6pm"
joel: "in the morning?"
not so good in the morning, especially not after all night bus trips.. joel
sunday 12:00 15 april 2001

..lazing around in bed with a computer and a cute girl - what more does a guy need???
the epitome of decandance.. matty
wednesday 02:43 14 march 2001

he was like a little brother, without the brother thing ..
james
thursday 02:28 8 march 2001

You say you are eating nothing but packet pasta as if thats a bad thing... i love that gear.
simon - the freak
wednesday 05:44 7 march 2001

the more i think about that boy ..
the more i worry about clock towers.
niveus [ a cultural reference i dont get - someone enlighten me ]
wednesday 12:00 7 march 2001

ever wake up and wonder at how amazingly fortunate you are to exist?
look at the universe and the bazillions of possible combinations....yet you were born.
wow!
i wonder what it is you're supposed to find before you die?
cam
tuesday 12:00 6 march 2001

$20 says you don't return to melbourne...
simon .. after i told him i'd booked a round the world ticket
thursday 10:00 22 february 2001

"With PC Thug raising the maturity level FOURSTROKE had to provide something pretty dazzling to prove their existence - and that they did. They were loud, talented, and darn ingenious. With a two guitar/no bass formula, their sound drifted from the punked up mood to straight rock. The good old devil sign was in abundance from the itching crowd, with these solid rockers delivering evil rightly. With a sound similar to US rock kings Monster Magnet, and plenty of sexy licks

and massive vocals, the playing was immaculate.

Fourstroke is an understatement, these guys are more like a bloody space rocket with plenty of fuel to burn."
review of simon's band from some Perth street mag
thursday 12:00 22 february 2001

hi
u sound a little not as normal as most chicks
random icq human
tuesday 12:00 20 february 2001

I've recently decided to give up on bois in favour of buying clothes instead. I understand clothes and they come with labels that tell me what to do with them.
nadia of diffused.net
friday 08:00 26 january 2001

me: "it's just not the same teasing you from long distance :{ "
simon: "i know, i don't think i can throw that far."
simon [long way the west coast]
thursday 12:00 21 december 2000

be thankful your name doesn't sound like anything.
i lost count of the number times i looked up at school/uni when someone said "assignment"
simon (apologies if this only works with an aussie drawl)
wednesday 12:00 20 december 2000

i went to listen to a friend of a friends band.
all female, riot grrl style punk rock.
one of their songs began with orgasmic moaning.
needless to say i'll be going to see them again. <br>
simon, the rockpig
monday 12:00 18 december 2000

if i were a font, i'd be italic.
some random human, overheard in the office
tuesday 10:00 12 december 2000

syberchic? no wonder you get so many creepy guys trying to talk to you :P
simon, on first discovering my name
tuesday 10:00 28 november 2000

I was thinking, hmmm .. gettin' a bit of jubjub - it's rounding out my cheekbones and other jaggies ..
OH MY GOD, I'm becoming an antialiased human being!
glen
tuesday 12:00 28 november 2000

me: "Can you cook?"
Jason: "Well, I can follow a menu."

"I mean recipe."
a freudian slip ? i think not!
jason - project manager
wednesday 12:00 22 november 2000

If you ever don't smile,
I'll have to use the smileotron 4000 - replete with skin grabberz and anti-grimace hooks.

Now available in raspberry.
glen
wednesday 12:00 15 november 2000

you're going to have to have your craziness delivered via text injection..
like dis: "weeweestabbystabby"
or: "jubjub"
glen
wednesday 12:00 15 november 2000

you da best dubh cat in da whole pound
joel - that was a compliment right?
friday 09:00 20 october 2000

i want age, marital status, experience, non-experience, bra-size, g-string capabilities and general strategy guide on my desk by noon tomorrow
jim a (after a hot chick visited the office)
thursday 09:00 19 october 2000

Glen is inert.
steve caddy [eek]
tuesday 09:00 10 october 2000

today is my birthday
me
thursday 09:00 28 september 2000

... is actually on annual leave at the moment so he has not seen your e-mails. Consider the matter closed and rest assured there will be no repercussions.
reply from the Director's PA after a misaddressed email and major panic
wednesday 09:00 27 september 2000

press Alt while typing "0254" - :&#254;
clothilde
sunday 09:00 24 september 2000

I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
Lucky, I don't think that will be happening any time soon.
tonia (age 22)
sunday 12:00 24 september 2000

Hope you are well and getting love, naked and sex too ... if not, lots of chocolate.
rob
saturday 09:00 16 september 2000

i feel nothing when i fall over..<br>
unless it's into you..<br>
<br>
i close my eyes and i'm everywhere i want to be.
diffused.net
tuesday 07:00 12 september 2000

kudos to the hacker ...
alex (a sysadmin mailed this to my company after an amusing little change i made to our intranet)
wednesday 08:00 16 august 2000

Oh, and about being sick of the olympics, try working at IBM for the 7 months beforehand... <YODA_IMPRESSION>Know you then the meaning of true anguish...</YODA_IMPRESSION>
jase
thursday 12:00 10 august 2000

Of course, with sobriety comes vast planes of boredom...
rob
tuesday 08:00 8 august 2000

let's all go to HAPPYLAND! :)
joel
friday 08:00 14 july 2000

I'm slowly becoming a Unix freak and slowly hating ever having to use Window$
candi (fellow electrical engineer)
tuesday 08:00 16 may 2000

re: dubh
account gone ?
yes
james
thursday 12:00 2 december 1999

you know how one of my trivia is that capsicum is a great laxitive?
well i amend that statement.. ian-schwian is the best laxitive - he gives me the shits constantly!
ambra
sunday 12:00 14 november 1999

i care more about friendships than anything else - especially sex and romance - and would rather be alone and have many close friends than risk losing one >>
niveus
sunday 05:08 31 october 1999

wakey wakey .. outdoor furniture very cool the way you have it
niveus.. we all love surprises - especially before 8am saturday
tuesday 07:38 26 october 1999

Apologies for taking so long to reply yet again. Have been undergoing major personality reconstruction for the last 2-3 weeks. Previous personality was cracking up and needed repair.
william
friday 08:00 15 october 1999

what makes you think i'd wanna do anything to stop someone killing him?
oh ok .. i guess the world needs morons
niveus - being magnaminous
wednesday 12:00 8 september 1999